To readers and visitors, especially those who I later learned have tried to contact me and received no response: I apologize about underlying issues that I had been having here, which I only became aware of recently. Anyone who has tried to contact me through the Contact page will need to try again, unfortunately! All data entered into the old form that was there was lost. Further, any messages delivered to firstname.lastname@example.org never reached me all this time. I’ve since fixed the issue so it should be fine.
Alternatively, especially in today’s day and age, feel free to just give me a ring at (714) 900-2426. I might not be able to answer, but I certainly don’t bite (and I also text there anyway). This is 100% trustworthy (as is my Facebook link in the upper-right). My apologies for this inconvenience. It shouldn’t happen again.